The story follows our protagonist, Comet McClain, resident gross high-school boy, as he navigates life through the aftermath of a traumatic event that irreparably damaged his family. Comet's high sex drive and lack of personal self preservation often puts him in precarious situations, specifically one involving...

...an aggressive older boy from his school, Hank Whittman. Though he's never spoken to him before, he's vaguely aware of the weird McClain family that lives high up in the mountains. Hank approaches Comet in an attempt to settle a personal score between him and Comet's older brother...

...Cupid McClain. A bit irresponsible, but otherwise a caring brother. Cupid may or may not have resorted to petty theft in order to put money in the bank, as he's recently taken it upon himself to provide for his family in the absense of their father...

...a man who has spent the last five years in prison, Seamus McClain. He's a real bastard.