Oh! What's this?
Hidden amongst the grass, you see a snail. It's very cute.
You are filled with a sense of peace as the snail projects its thoughts into your mind: This snail is an ambassador of the forest, and would like to share some interesting facts about its people. You close your eyes, and accept the snail's wisdom.
Snails are gastropod mollusks; members of the phylum Mollusca and the class Gastropoda.
Snails have no backbone. It's very important to stand up for them. At any cost.
The mucus of the garden snail is used to treat wrinkles, spots, and scars on the skin. Please, allow them to dance upon your face...
Snails have male and female reproductive organs. When they mate with another snail, they both lay eggs.
Finally. Equality.
You've had enough.
